I Got the Florida Seasonal Allergy Blues

I Got the Pull Your Itchy Eyes Out of Your Eye Sockets and Throw Them Against the Wall Blues

I got the blues

It all started out this morning when I got out of my bed

My eyes were itching

My nose was running

And my throat was scratchy too

I got the Florida Seasonal Allergy Blues

I got the pull your itchy eyes out of your eye sockets and throw them against the wall blues

I got the blues

It continued into the afternoon when I fell on to the floor

My ears were itching

And they were whistling too

I felt so tired

And there was nothing I could do

I got the Florida Seasonal Allergy Blues

I got the pull your itchy eyes out of your eye sockets and throw them against the wall blues

I got the blues

It continued into the evening

I tried to sleep,

But my nostrils were full

I couldn't breathe

I couldn't stop coughing

I felt like I had the flu

I got the Florida Seasonal Allergy Blues

I got the pull your itchy eyes out of your eye sockets and throw them against the wall blues

I got the blues

Achoo

Achoo

Achoo

Achoo

Achoo

I got the blues

I got the Florida Seasonal Allergy Blues

I got the pull your itchy eyes out of your eye sockets and throw them against the wall blues

I got the blues

I want you to give thanks to the other members of my band

Allegra is on the saxophone keeping everything cool

4way nasal spray is running his rhythm on the keyboards

Excedrin is banging, banging, banging on the drums-pounding the migraines away

Nasonex is my co-lead vocalist singing those clean clear melodies that are so true

Halls Vitamin C Drops helps me and the band with back-up vocals

Vitamin B complex with C is keeping everything smooth with the rest of our equipment

I got the blues

I got the Florida Seasonal Allergy Blues

I got the pull your itchy eyes out of your eye sockets and throw them against the wall blues

I got the blues