Wednesday, May 15, 2013

I Got the Florida Seasonal Allergy Blues


I Got the Pull Your Itchy Eyes Out of Your Eye Sockets and Throw Them Against the Wall Blues


I got the blues
It all started out this morning when I got out of my bed
My eyes were itching
My nose was running
And my throat was scratchy too
I got the Florida Seasonal Allergy Blues
I got the pull your itchy eyes out of your eye sockets and throw them against the wall blues
I got the blues
It continued into the afternoon when I fell on to the floor
My ears were itching
And they were whistling too
I felt so tired
And there was nothing I could do
I got the Florida Seasonal Allergy Blues
I got the pull your itchy eyes out of your eye sockets and throw them against the wall blues
I got the blues
It continued into the evening
I tried to sleep,
But my nostrils were full
I couldn't breathe
I couldn't stop coughing
I felt like I had the flu
I got the Florida Seasonal Allergy Blues
I got the pull your itchy eyes out of your eye sockets and throw them against the wall blues
I got the blues
Achoo
Achoo
Achoo
Achoo
Achoo
I got the blues
I got the Florida Seasonal Allergy Blues
I got the pull your itchy eyes out of your eye sockets and throw them against the wall blues
I got the blues
I want you to give thanks to the other members of my band
Allegra is on the saxophone keeping everything cool
4way nasal spray is running his rhythm on the keyboards
Excedrin is banging, banging, banging on the drums-pounding the migraines away
Nasonex is my co-lead vocalist singing those clean clear melodies that are so true
Halls Vitamin C Drops helps me and the band with back-up vocals
Vitamin B complex with C is keeping everything smooth with the rest of our equipment
I got the blues
I got the Florida Seasonal Allergy Blues
I got the pull your itchy eyes out of your eye sockets and throw them against the wall blues
I got the blues

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