Do You Got A Clue About Your Beer Vendor?

I'm one of those guys, the beer vendor. We walk around with totes filled with beer for those of you who are thirsty at sporting events, concerts and things like that.

HOW WE GET PAID-WE RECEIVE COMMISSION FOR EVERYTHING WE SELL AND TIPS. THERE IS NO HOURLY WAGE. WE RECEIVE ANYWHERE FROM 5 TO 12 PERCENT OF EACH PRODUCT WE SELL TO YOU.

WHAT QUALIFIES YOU TO BE A BEER VENDOR?
YOU HAVE TO BE OLD ENOUGH TO SELL BEER. `STARTING AGE CAN BE FROM 18-21 YEARS OLD DEPENDING WHERE YOU VEND.
WE HAVE TO HAVE A TIPS CARD. WE HAVE TO PASS A TEST EVERY THREE YEARS AND PAY MONEY TO GET THIS TIPS CARD
YEARLY, WE HAVE TO GO TO A CLASS WHERE WE LEARN ALL THE RULES. WHEN WE CHECK YOUR ID, IT'S BECAUSE PLACES HAVE US CHECK ID'S SOMETIMES 30 AND UNDER, 40 AND UNDER, A FEW PLACES, WE HAVE TO CHECK EVERYBODY'S ID'S

OK, SO NOW YOU KNOW. BEER VENDING IS NOT ALL FUN AND GAMES. I HAVE BEEN TO SUPER BOWLS, WORLD SERIES GAMES, THE KENTUCKY DERBY, NFL GAMES, THE PLAYER'S CHAMPIONSHIP AND THE PHOENIX OPEN. WE MAKE MONEY BASED ON HOW HARD WE WORK AND HOW GENEROUS YOU THE CUSTOMER ARE TO US. WHEN WE FOLLOW THE RULES, YOU CONTINUE TO GET GREAT SERVICE (IN THE STANDS) WHEN YOU ARE THIRSTY AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE AN ICE COLD BEER.

COLD BEER HERE!!!