How To Make Insecticide Soap And Zap Bugs

Do you want to get rid of bugs in your garden? Do you want to kill roaches and other bugs in your house without paying big bucks for an exterminator? Now is the time to make your own insecticide soap.

Ingredients
vegetable oil
water
dish washing liquid
a spray bottle

Take a spray bottle and fill it three quarters up with water. Take your dish washing detergent and spray a good amount in the spray bottle. Take a teaspoon of oil and drop it into the spray bottle. Fill the spray bottle the rest of the way up with water. Find some bugs in your garden or your house. Spray the bugs with the homemade insecticide soap. Watch the bugs as they twitch and die. The insecticide soap suffocates the bugs and they are no more.

This recipe is cheap and simple, but will kill a ton of bugs. Bugs don't like insecticide soap because it suffocates them. Even roaches cannot survive when they are suffocated, what a shame!

If The Bug Eats You (Haiku)

My five year old daughter is afraid of bugs, so I came up with this little poem/song/haiku for her.

If The Bug Eats You
I Won't Have To Feed You Girl
If The Bug Eats You.....

Death To A Bug!!

The empty classroom
peace dwells in the air
the loneliness, now stale
does anybody care?

Sure they do
someone has come to clean
enthusiasm
what a pretty scene

again, alone in the darkness
everyone is gone
disaster is near
the mouse is having fun

Escape
I flew away just in time
he swings at me
his touch is that of slime

a spider
is chasing after me
he tired, I am
but still I must get free

i'm safe at last
and now must take a nap, 
but suddenly
I hear this frightful tap

The sunshine
it's time to fly again
the students come
none of them, my friends

the laughter
what a noise i've found
the soda pop
this time I almost drowned

somebody sees me
those eyes will do me in
ouch! he hits my wings
the closest I have been

i'm limping
the pain! the awful pain!
he hits me
again, again, again!

the foot
how awesome is the trap
it's closer now
oh no!, oh no!, oh splat!.......