Showing posts with label President Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label President Obama. Show all posts

Monday, April 16, 2012

President Obama vs. Mitt Romney Meet In The Center of The Ring (Humor)



Announcer-In this corner we have President Barrack Obama, his hobbies are taking time for vacation, spending money and playing golf, he is a good family man with confusing Christian beliefs. The President tells us he is a Christian, but votes for Gay marriage, abortion and bows to Muslim dignitaries.


In the other corner is Mitt Romney, he is one of the one percent. He has more money than God and has his own way to worship God. Mitt Romney is a Mormon and he is proud of it. Mitt Romney created Obamacare before it was Obamacare. On the other hand, he has created jobs for many people and he is a good family man. His wife has not had to work a day in her entire life, but has spent time bring up the Romney children which is quite a job in itself.


The two men meet in the middle of the ring and refuse to shake each other's hands. President Obama dances around the ring like Muhammad Ali, while Mitt Romney looks like he is afraid to mess up his hair. Who will win this battle of attrition?


President Obama-Your wife is unemployed


Mitt Romney-That is because of your economic programs. You are making sure there are no jobs for women in our economy. Your wife is fat and your mom wears combat boots. Your father is not a citizen and your are not qualified to be the President of The United States. He sticks his tongue out at the President and dances around the ring.


President Obama-At least my wife works


Mitt Romney-When she's not on vacation


President Obama-You are rich and I am going to tax you so much that your wife will have to go out and get her first job. You don't pay your fair share of taxes and I will make sure you do.


Mitt Romney-Making money in our country is important. I have created more jobs in my personal businesses than you have created in four years in the White House. You are the welfare and food stamp President. You take from the rich and give to the poor. Who would ever have though that Robin Hood would become President of The United States?


President Obama-68 million people believe I am the change they can believe in. All you are is a rich man who is a member of a cult. I am an ordinary American who believes in God.


Mitt Romney-If you want to bring religion into this, don't make believe you are a Christian and then live like a Muslim. You act like you hate Christians, so how are you really a Christian?


President Obama- I am a Christian because I say I am a Christian. I separate church and state, this means I can be a Christian and vote for anything I want within our government. I keep my personal beliefs at home where they belong.


Mitt Romney-Have I told you your wife is fat yet?


President Obama-I am going to punch you so hard your unemployed wife is going to feel it. (President Obama dances around Mitt Romney) I am the king of the world and don't your forget it!


Mitt Romney-Your government is almost as big as your wife's behind


President Obama-I bet my wife could take your unemployed wife. You think my government is big now, wait until I take all of your money and all of your friend's money away from all of you. Wait until my Health Care program goes through. You and your wife will have to stand in line and I will make sure you don't even get a taste of health care. Don't get on my bad side Mitt, you won't like me when I am angry.


Announcer-Mitt Romney jumps out of the ring and steals President Obama's teleprompter. He slams it on the ground and breaks the teleprompter into pieces.


Mitt Romney-What do you think about that Barrack?


President Obama- Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh ummmmmm. I'm getting angry.....


Mitt Romney-Obama Care sucks and the Supreme Court is going to tell you what to do with your Obamacare


President Obama-Romney care sucks too


Mitt Romney-At least I gave people a choice. I did not shove it down their throats


President Obama-Yeah, but I am President of The United States. What do you think about those cookies? Wait until I make you eat them..... The entire world will eat those cookies because I want them too.....


Announcer-The teleprompter is back


President Obama-I apologize about those comments. I meant to say Obamacare will make sure all people have the chance to have good healthcare


Mitt Romney-Except handicapped people, old people and the people you don't think need government healthcare. Obamacare will be a death sentence for many people and millions will die


President Obama-Only you and your unemployed wife, (President Obama giggles to himself)


Announcer-The crowd is getting restless. Many are chanting Obama. One of the people in the crowd bit me. I realized too late it was an Obama Zombie. I have to sign off before it is too late. The chanting gets louder.
Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama.....


President Obama is laughing happily while Obama Zombies are attacking Mitt Romney. They push him to the ground. His hair falls out of place. Mitt Romney tries to fix his hair. An Obama Zombie bites his hand off. Obama Zombies are all over Mitt Romney. They attack him, they eat him, they take care of him for President Obama.
 President Barrack Obama stands in the middle of the ring, Obama Zombies are  bowing to him. He is smiling, he is laughing, he is victorious Another four years of this, hide in your houses, hide your guns, hide your Bibles. Obama has won. It is over, hide your food. Michelle Obama is hungry...........





Monday, March 26, 2012

What Types Of Propaganda Art Will We See During The 2012 Presidential Election?

During the upcoming 2012 Presidential Campaign we will see a ton of propaganda for and against President Obama. There will also be propaganda for and against whoever will be the 2012 Republican candidate for President. This is part of our culture, we love to root for those candidates we love and make fun of those candidates we hate.

shepard fairey is a contemporary graphic designer and illustrator who emerged from the skateboarding scene. During the 2008 Presidential election his Obama "Hope" poster gave many people in our country hope for a new  presidential figure that would bring great change for our country. Four years later this change is not the type of change many of us were hoping for. Our hope turned into a socialist presidency which made our government larger, our economy much worse and our national debt larger than ever before. Don't blame the artist, blame the man who portrayed himself as a savior of the United States of America.

shepard fairey art is as interesting as it is different. He made art years ago of one of my favorite wrestlers of all time, Andre The Giant. In the early 80's I actually stood two feet away from this gentle giant in Boston, MA. You can get some interesting shepard fairey prints and learn more about the artist through his work. Some artists show their true beliefs and likes through propaganda art and Shepard Fairey has gained success through his controversial art. Who knows what types of propaganda art we will see during the upcoming 2012 Presidential Election. I will look forward to checking it out.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Does President Obama Deserve A Second Term?

President Obama has been in the White House for over three years. He can no longer blame President George Bush for the decisions he makes and the outcome of those decisions. This November, we get to decide if President Obama deserves a second term as the President of the United States. Here are some questions you need to ask yourself before you make your vote at the end of this year. I added me answers to the questions.

Is the economy better or worse since President Obama became President? Much worse, I make 40 percent less than I did three years ago at the same job

Is the national debt better or worse since President Obama became President? Much worse, he has spend more than any other President and our credit rating is at its worst

Are houses worth more or less since President Obama became President? Much Less


Are gas prices higher or lower since President Obama became President? Much higher and they continue to rise every day. President Obama is making it impossible for us to drill for our own oil, sold the Saudi people war planes, bowed to them and makes us pay more for their oil


Are the food costs higher or lower since President Obama became President? Higher

Are there more or less welfare recipients since President Obama became President? Much higher, the highest in history

Is the world safer or more dangerous since President Obama became President?  Cutting the US military and bowing to Muslims has made our world more dangerous


Is health insurance more expensive or cheaper since President Obama became President? This one is interesting, since Obomacare, health care prices are soaring so the answer is Much Higher


Is the unemployment rate higher or lower since President Obama became President? Much higher and the actual unemployment rate is not getting better. Lower paying jobs are the norm.


These are some of the questions I have been asking myself lately. There are hundreds of more questions you need to ask yourself about President Obama. If he was in a normal US company, he would have likely been fired by now. In November, I plan to vote against President Obama and tell him..... YOU'RE FIRED!!!

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Did President Obama Forge His Own Birth Certificate

"Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio said Thursday that his investigation has found there is reason to believe that President Barack Obama’s birth certificate, released by the White House last year, was a forgery, according to reports."(Politico)

Is it True? Does it Matter? I don't know if this is true or another conspiracy theory, but it makes one wonder. Why would a President forge a birth certificate? Anybody have any ideas about this?

I admit I am not thrilled with our President. I believe he is taking us down the wrong road and destroying our economy. However, I think it is odd that a man could actually become President through a farce. I don't know if Obama was actually born in Hawaii, but he had to be investigated at least a few times with all of the time he has been in government.

If you think about it, does it matter? It is what it is. Obama has not been a great President. He gave us the biggest deficit in our history, made the government huge and gave us a change we could never believe in. If he forged his own birth certificate, it would be just another reason not to believe in anything he says.

Conspiracy Theory or Truth? I don't know, but at this moment I don't care. I just want President Obama to lose his Presidency and drift off into the sunset. 

If his Birth Certificate is not real, President Obama should not be President. However, what I am saying is he should have never been President in the first place. His lack of experience and judgement has only hurt our country and sent us spiraling down the toilet. This change we could be believe in has been a farce from the beginning....



Friday, February 10, 2012

The Obama Dog (haiku) and Obama Cartoons

The Obama Dog
He Likes To Bark Out Orders
Lay Down And Play Dead


The Obama Cartoons are from Obama Cartoons check out this site for some good political humor

Obama-Nomics is what we call the way to lose jobs, build the government and destroy the economy. He is doing a good job.


He may be taking our country down the drain with him, but he sure sounds good.....

don't forget, unemployment rates do not include the people who gave up searching for a job!

Thanks to Obama Cartoons for these cool political cartoons. Vote for Obama if you want our country to go down the drain. Lie down and play dead if you believe the change your president has made is good for our country.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Why You Should Drop Your LinkedIn Account

LinkedIn supports President Obama and all of his failed policies

LinkedIn does not care about America's future

LinkedIn puts together a Town Hall Meeting for President Obama


Obama and LinkedIn Connect



Obama to provide $3 Billion in support to Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt


President Obama used LinkedIn to get elected. LinkedIn supports Obama in everything he does. Therefore, I  have dropped my account with LinkedIn. President Obama has taken America down the wrong road and it is time for us to turn back to our roots. It is time to restore our future.

I know not everybody out there is a Republican, I don't care. Anybody with eyes can see the problems President Obama has put our country into. The unemployment rate is horrible, the economy is a mess and our future is going down the drain.

Here is a link of an article I wrote on Yahoo News about Mitt Romney. I believe Romney has the best chance to beat Obama and he is a conservative. Our children are our future, don't let President Obama take their future away from them.

Friday, January 6, 2012

President Obama Sells ArmsTo Saudi Arabia and Cuts US Defense

President Obama is selling billions of dollars of weapons to Saudi Arabia. Interestingly, Obama also decided to cut our defense to save money. Selling arms to Saudi Arabia is a sort of act of war on Iran and their economy.

On the surface, this arms sale seems to help Saudi Arabia stand up against an evil power in the Middle East. On the other hand, why cut your own military if you are involved in an act of war against Iran? The plan is also to keep Iran from selling oil and crippling their economy. Some experts believe the price of oil will skyrocket to $250 a barrel.

My question is this: When has selling weapons to a Middle East country ever helped the US? We gave/sold weapons to Afghanistan and they used the same weapons to kill American soldiers. We sold weapons to Iraq and said weapons were eventually used to kill American soldiers.

Likely this deal will turn around and bite our country in the behind. It always has and it always will. With this act of war, one would wonder why a sensible President would cut the US military. This is why I am writing this because I wonder if this President thinks before he makes decisions that affect us all.